Release the ducks.

…If this fic were a physical book, I would’ve thrown it across the room by now.

I JUST FOUND A GODDAMN SKYRIM/DA CROSSOVER AND OMFG THE DOVAHKIIN IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HAWKE JUST TOLD HIM VARRIC IS A GODDAMN DWARF AND HOW ALL THE DWARVES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE *DEAD*

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this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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…it gets better

bonbon-butterscotch:

Have you ever seen a more majestic halla in your life.  I’m sure Cyrus is just ecstatic.

bonbon-butterscotch:

Have you ever seen a more majestic halla in your life.  I’m sure Cyrus is just ecstatic.

ellyosa:

Fenris is actually Grumpy Cat and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

ellyosa:

Fenris is actually Grumpy Cat and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

aeriamamaduck:

This is my wealthiest warden. She’s currently got about 260 sovereigns. And that’s considering she gave Kaitlyn 10 for the Green Blade AND 15 to Goldanna.

221 health potions

…FORTUNE CLEARLY FAVORS THIS COUSLAND.

This is my wealthiest warden. She’s currently got about 260 sovereigns. And that’s considering she gave Kaitlyn 10 for the Green Blade AND 15 to Goldanna.

OH AND I REMEMBERED TO EQUIP THE COUSLAND FAMILY SWORD AND HANNAH KILLED HOWE WITH IT