Daedric Prince of Ducks

And yes, Minerva offered herself as a test subject for Relmyna…

Play Shivering Isles, they said. It’ll be FUN, they said…

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"
In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.
(☉_☉) (Enigma and Garrett)

"Erm…Fenris was coming over and I wanted to surprise him?" *cheesy grin*

THE THING HAPPENED

MINERVA THOUGHT SHE HAD A CHANCE

BUT NO

SHEOGORATH TURNED

AND HASKILL TOLD HER SHE WAS MEANT TO BE THE NEW MADGOD ALL ALONG

AND HER HEART JUST BROKE INTO TEENY TINY PIECES D:

dagothurs:

dagothurs:

Martin survived the Oblivion Crisis yes……totally. …..he is now a guar farmer…..he trains them……yes yes…..martin septim the guar farmer

Totally not in cyrodiil. …no guars there……martin is in….MORROWIND! yes martin is in morrowind with a hundred cute guars

AND he escapes with his guar before the Red Mountain junk happens…..he lived to be….100….in….hIGH RoCk with his guars

How to Train Your Guar

dragon-age-transcribed:

Blackpool is a grain warden. He will die protecting your crops and farmlands.

dragon-age-transcribed:

Blackpool is a grain warden. He will die protecting your crops and farmlands.

bobsavage:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

has this been done before or….

Workers of Middle Earth, Unite!

penwarrior11:

This is pure gold.

(Especially the “he shall be my squishy” part.  Nice XD)

WATCH THE FIRST ONE TOO XD

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie